There's going to be a new cable-TV channel for dogs. Dogs don't even watch TV. But the schedule came out today. And they've got great shows, like Barks & Recreation and Game of Bones.

Oh Satan you're a wily one.

For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards - going after them. We shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable.

Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.

A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre.

I am probably a pseudo-intellectual.

I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.