There's going to be a new cable-TV channel for dogs. Dogs don't even watch TV. But the schedule came out today. And they've got great shows, like Barks & Recreation and Game of Bones.

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.

I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick politicians, that this just shows his human side, and some third excuse he can't remember.

Wikipedia celebrates its 12th birthday today. Of course, I have no idea if it's true. I read it on Wikipedia.

When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.

Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know

What we do have is nothin' but time. Welcome to the Shawshank Redemption of late night!