I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.

There are plans for a new high-speed train between Los Angeles and San Francisco. It will make the trip time 30 minutes. People in L.A. are like, Yes! And people in San Francisco are like, Yeah, sure, great. We look forward to seeing you.

Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery!

A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.

Strange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men... Nah.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.