Ros was dead. He had loved heroin more than it loved him. I was shocked beyond imagining; he was the first of my friends to fall.
Craig FergusonI know that's not the right accent, but I can't do the right accent. It's either the wrong accent or another Octomom joke.
Craig FergusonI dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'
Craig Ferguson