If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then you'll go, 'Well I see. That's like bein' frightened of a hampster.'

It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for the very reason of solving problems such as theirs. However, there is one thing that the medical profession cannot do and that is save people from being idiots.

For a while, some schools across the country were banning spelling bees. For obvious reasons, of course - steroids

Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.

It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll probably quit after a year.

There's just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of what's actually, physically, going on.

It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.