Time is only linear for engineers and referees.
Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations.
Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form.
There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.
I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.
Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child.