There's just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of what's actually, physically, going on.

North Korea announced that they have nuclear weapons and they have no plans to give them up. The White House, acting quickly, announced their plan to invade Iran.

Stand by your bed and salute me.

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay teeth.

I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.

The new Pope, Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, is now Pope Francis the 1st. Francis was not his first choice for a name. But the Vatican wisely talked him out of Pope Boo Boo.