Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child.

For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards - going after them. We shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable.

You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.

Thank heaven Election Day is over. No more campaign ads, no more mud-slinging, no more candidates pretending they're straight. It's over!

Occasionally, when I lived in London, I would have sex with a girl from an aristocratic family. I always enjoyed doing to them what their ancestors did to my country.

....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.

I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.