Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child.

The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money to buy 30 seconds during 'Spongebob Squarepants.'

Democrats in state legislatures are at their lowest level since the 1920s. President Obama has a can't-miss strategy to save the party in 2016. He's leaving.

Even a chameleon needs the proper amount of suction.

I know that's not the right accent, but I can't do the right accent. It's either the wrong accent or another Octomom joke.

I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.

Scotland is a much lighter and more fun place than I thought it was. I was miserable when I was there. But it wasn't Scotland's fault. It was my circumstances. I was - I hate to say the word humbled - but that's what it felt like. I was wrong about this place. This is a great place full of very fun people.