Time is only linear for engineers and referees.

From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?

The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.

Love at first sight is not rare, in fact it is extremely common, it happens to some people a few times a year. The feeling of what if when meeting the eyes of a stranger can be love unrecognized.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.