Time is only linear for engineers and referees.

President Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets. He gave a passionate speech about technology, but he had to stop when the teleprompter broke.

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.

I don't drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it's known in Mexico: 'food.'

I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that.

Today Prince William went to Washington, D.C., and he met with President Obama. He said, 'It feels weird being in the White House because I'm not an American.' And then Prince William said, 'Yeah, me too.'

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.