I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.

Jeb Bush announced today on the Internet that he may run for president. The next presidential election could be Bush vs. Clinton. It will be like 1992 all over again except I won't be in rehab.

If you don't vote, you're a moron.

Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form.

I think people are as individual as snowflakes, they kinda look alike but no two are the exactly the same, and all classification is the root of prejudice.

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.

Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you'll make it.