There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.

President Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets. He gave a passionate speech about technology, but he had to stop when the teleprompter broke.

Here's a tip for all you aspiring young comics: Don't beat up the customers. It is very difficult to get laughs from an audience when you've actually drawn blood from one of their number. It kills the mood.

People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.

This is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election - and for American Idol.