There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.

I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.

Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012

I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night host. What I am is honest.

It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll probably quit after a year.

Don't hit women. Never, ever, ever.