In the past I've been hard on the vegans. I've called them Prius-driving fascists, but now I am one of them. I have been turned to the dark side.
Craig FergusonNow that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.
Craig FergusonA woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.
Craig Ferguson