The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

In Los Angeles on Black Friday, a woman pepper sprayed Wal-Mart shoppers who tried to cut in line. The police acted fast by immediately hiring her to get rid of peaceful protesters outside banking institutions all across the United States.

A junkie will steal your purse, and then help you look for it.

I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now.

CBS announced they're canceling As The World Turns. Don't worry though, if you're addicted to the twisted plots, the intrigue, the illicit sex, you can still watch golf.

A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.

Stoners just got a powerful new ally in the fight to legalize marijuana - conservative broadcaster Pat Robertson. He said it's time to 'you know, legalize it, tax it, and keep it away from Mel Gibson.'