The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

CBS announced they're canceling As The World Turns. Don't worry though, if you're addicted to the twisted plots, the intrigue, the illicit sex, you can still watch golf.

Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a better one tomorrow. Writing a novel and doing stand-up - that stuff is very similar.

Is it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.

In the past I've been hard on the vegans. I've called them Prius-driving fascists, but now I am one of them. I have been turned to the dark side.