I only like sports that Bond villains played.
Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.
Justin Bieber's tour bus was stopped by Canadian border patrol agents. And they found marijuana. The agents said Bieber was a disgrace to Canada and should never come back. Then they found the marijuana.
People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."
114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.
I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.