I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

Even though it's warm here in L.A., people still have to wear layers - at least until their plastic surgery heals.

There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.

If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.

Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.