I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.

Fraser's mother, Janice, was actually quite a happy soul but she had to hide it because, like all pseudo intellectuals, she thought being cheery made her look stupid, which of course she was for believing that rubbish in the first place. She like to talk about Sartre sometimes, just as insurance.

Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.

I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.

That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.