It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.

Clay Aiken ran for Congress in North Carolina. But he didn't make it. Clay Aiken is famous for coming in second in a TV popularity contest that most people got fed up with years ago. He also lost on 'American Idol.'

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

According to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They've been reading my email.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.

I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.