The first day of spring is known as the vernal equinox. The equinox is special. It only happens twice a year, like a good night in ratings for NBC.

Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.

I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel.

I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think.

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

Whoever I had become had to die.

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.