You know, where I come from, an antique, to be called an antique, it has to be at least a hundred years old. That's a law: before you can call something an antique, it has to be a hundred years old. In L.A., something that's been around for a couple of weeks is an antique. It's true! People are like, Look at this old-fashioned iPod. Look at this! It's the size of a man's hand! Ha ha ha ha. Back then-back then, people thought Mel Gibson was just acting crazy. It was a very different time.
Craig FergusonFrom this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?
Craig FergusonI have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living.
Craig Ferguson