I don't know why some people get worked up about gay people marrying. It's not gay people who are ruining the sanctity of marriage, it's celebrities.

I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job.

People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.

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There's just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of what's actually, physically, going on.

The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.

A junkie will steal your purse, and then help you look for it.