I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.

It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for the very reason of solving problems such as theirs. However, there is one thing that the medical profession cannot do and that is save people from being idiots.

The 'Star Wars' movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they're not Sony.

Friday's turmoil in global markets looks set to continue to exert a dominant force on the foreign exchange markets. The usual trend when U.S. stocks fall is that the U.S. dollar suffers.

I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living.

I found the prospect daunting, but somehow comforting, too, because the counselors insisted it could be done, and, after all, many of them were recovering alcoholics themselves.