I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

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Today Prince William went to Washington, D.C., and he met with President Obama. He said, 'It feels weird being in the White House because I'm not an American.' And then Prince William said, 'Yeah, me too.'

Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night for a couple of minutes. And we don't have any sharks, just an immigrant with a puppet. Hey, but it's a start!

A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?

Twas the night before Thanksgiving.

When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.