I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

Today Prince William went to Washington, D.C., and he met with President Obama. He said, 'It feels weird being in the White House because I'm not an American.' And then Prince William said, 'Yeah, me too.'

I'm careful with money.

I watched the Republican debate. At one point, the candidates said there are no classes in America, a point then hotly debated by all six rich white guys that were there.

She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.

This book could scare them. The sex, the violence, the dream sequences and the iconoclasm - I think a lot of people are uncomfortable with that. I understand that. It was very uncomfortable to write some of it

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.