Even though it's warm here in L.A., people still have to wear layers - at least until their plastic surgery heals.

Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony - the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste.

I think we look back at times past with fondness because we were younger. Life had not yet begun pecking away at our innocence like buzzards on fresh road kill.

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.

You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.