Even though it's warm here in L.A., people still have to wear layers - at least until their plastic surgery heals.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction... And the only customer.

The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money to buy 30 seconds during 'Spongebob Squarepants.'

He will know from and early age that failure is not disgrace. It's just a pitch that you missed, and you'd better get ready for the next one. The next one might be the shot heard round the world. My son and I are Americans, we prepare for glory by failing until we don't.

A lot of people in their 30's get nostalgic for their teen years. Then they get jobs in TV, become bitter and jaded and prematurely old. Then they turn their nostalgia into great television.

People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."