The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through.
Craig FergusonNow, I know Obama was trying to take the long view, but talking about solar energy in the middle of the oil spill is like watching your house engulfed in flames and saying, 'We really should change the curtains.'
Craig FergusonFrom 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.
Craig Ferguson