I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think.

The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'

I think commercialism helps Christmas and I think that the more capitalism we can inject into the Christmas holiday the more spiritual I feel about it

New iPod. It looks like an iPhone but it can't make phone calls. So its really just an iPhone.

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.

Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.

Things were very different back in 1992. There was unrest in the Middle East, we had a gridlocked Congress, and everybody was talking about Bill Cosby.