I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think.

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.

The problem with suicide is that it seems so flamboyant. It's camp. You have to be a bit of a drama queen to ever seriously consider it.

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.

I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.

Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not Sarah Palin, that's Joe Biden.