Now, I know Obama was trying to take the long view, but talking about solar energy in the middle of the oil spill is like watching your house engulfed in flames and saying, 'We really should change the curtains.'

If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

That's why I believe in a Constitution which separates church from state. I've seen what happens when they get in cahoots.

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.

Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.

That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.

The Universe is very, very big.