Scientists say over the next hundred years, the coast of California will sink almost five feet. So the presidential candidates need to do something. Mitt Romney is conflicted. On one hand, he denies that global warming exists. But if California is under water, he would definitely win the next election.

Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.

For a while, some schools across the country were banning spelling bees. For obvious reasons, of course - steroids

If the Fed ceases hiking, against the backdrop of still rising commodity prices, then the Australian dollar will have few reasons for resisting any topside advances.

After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock.

The most popular Valentine's Day gift is chocolate. In the 1800's, doctors told their patients to eat chocolate to get over a broken heart. They also thought if you're going to be alone, who cares if you get fat.

I try and live my life in bite-size chunks.