I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.
Craig FergusonI haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.
Craig FergusonIt's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.
Craig FergusonYou know when you're a kid and you think, 'Oh no, I've got double math, this is never gonna end,' but then it ends, and it's like it never happened? That's like life.
Craig Ferguson