The difference between a broadcaster and a host is that a host tells stories and dumb jokes, but a broadcaster can articulate deeper like, you know - things and stuff.

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.

The sexy magazine in Britain in that time was called Club International. Club International: It was about as international as the International House of Pancakes. It should have been called Naked Cockney Girls with Scurvy.

I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.

The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through.

Strange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men... Nah.