The difference between a broadcaster and a host is that a host tells stories and dumb jokes, but a broadcaster can articulate deeper like, you know - things and stuff.

People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

It's a book. It's mine. And it's done.

A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.

Bush's memoir is 512 pages. To be fair, 200 of those pages are just games and puzzles.

I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation.