A lot of people in their 30's get nostalgic for their teen years. Then they get jobs in TV, become bitter and jaded and prematurely old. Then they turn their nostalgia into great television.

It is Veterans Day, when we honor everyone who served in all of the campaigns. We honor them with dignity and respect, and of course mattress sales and tire discounts.

People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

These days, young people watch TV on smartphones and computers. Young people with an actual TV set are harder to find than a picture of Anthony Weiner with his clothes on.

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

There's just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of what's actually, physically, going on.