Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell said recently that Hollywood needs to re-evaluate what they're doing because movies these days are all filled with gay sex and extramarital affairs. And I thought, 'Have fun in Congress then.

It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.

The devil is not abroad at night in the form of a cat or a wolf or any other animal. He lives eternally in the hearts of men.

After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock.

I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

Clay Aiken ran for Congress in North Carolina. But he didn't make it. Clay Aiken is famous for coming in second in a TV popularity contest that most people got fed up with years ago. He also lost on 'American Idol.'

I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.