I love the United States. I have applied for citizenship. I want to take the oath of allegiance on TV.
Craig FergusonI think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.
Craig FergusonDirector Oliver Stone says he's going to make a movie about Vladimir Putin. I can't believe anyone would want to work with that insane communist. And Putin is a little crazy as well.
Craig FergusonIf you watch cooking shows on cable, they have lots of British people. Because when you think good cooking, you immediately think Britain.
Craig Ferguson