They say give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But teach a man to fish and he'll get his own show on the Discovery Channel.

Whoever I had become had to die.

I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.

Great, as long as you're happy

Is it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.