There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.

I watched the Republican debate. At one point, the candidates said there are no classes in America, a point then hotly debated by all six rich white guys that were there.

You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.

If you watch cooking shows on cable, they have lots of British people. Because when you think good cooking, you immediately think Britain.

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love.

I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.