Ratings experts say the best way to get people to watch during sweeps is to leave the audience with a question that won't be answered until the next time the show is on. You know, like Who shot J.R.? I like to think I do this every night - the question is, Is this show still on?

Even though it's warm here in L.A., people still have to wear layers - at least until their plastic surgery heals.

Things were very different back in 1992. There was unrest in the Middle East, we had a gridlocked Congress, and everybody was talking about Bill Cosby.

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.

I wanted to be a rock star.

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.