Gas prices - it is $6 a gallon here. People in L.A. are furious. You can't tell, of course, because of the Botox.

I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.

Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!

I wanted to be a rock star.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.

A new study says by 2030 household robots will dominate every phase of our lives. The study says the No. 1 field for robot growth is medicine. That makes sense. Robots already perform well in surgery. That is, until there is a power outage. Then it's just a coat rack leaning over you as you bleed to death.

Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch - or maybe you're the governor of Arizona.