Gas prices - it is $6 a gallon here. People in L.A. are furious. You can't tell, of course, because of the Botox.

Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.

A lot of the U.S. used to be part of Mexico, including Arizona. But they're a bit touchy about that right now.

Friday's turmoil in global markets looks set to continue to exert a dominant force on the foreign exchange markets. The usual trend when U.S. stocks fall is that the U.S. dollar suffers.

Personally, I hope he doesn't get out of the campaign. I need Rick Perry. I don't want to spend the next year trying to do jokes about Mitt Romney.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.