Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.
With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.
Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.
The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.
Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
Former president George W. Bush released his new memoir. By the way, 'memoir' is just a fancy word for 'a bunch of stuff that happened to me.