Acid gave me a clinical, unblinking look at madness, and I discovered I wasn't brave enough to be insane.
Craig FergusonI freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!
Craig FergusonThe most popular Valentine's Day gift is chocolate. In the 1800's, doctors told their patients to eat chocolate to get over a broken heart. They also thought if you're going to be alone, who cares if you get fat.
Craig FergusonDuring the cold war, West Berlin was an exclave - a tiny outpost of liberalism surrounded by people who want to crush it. It was like Austin, Texas.
Craig Ferguson