If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

There are rumors that there is a John Edwards sex tape. People say it's twenty minutes of Edwards caressing and stroking...And that's just the part where he fixes his hair.

Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery!

When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.

If you don't vote, you're a moron.

Wikipedia celebrates its 12th birthday today. Of course, I have no idea if it's true. I read it on Wikipedia.