The U.S. Senate is considering a bill that would tax Botox. When Botox users heard this, they were horrified. Well, I think they were horrified. It's difficult to tell.
Craig FergusonStrange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men... Nah.
Craig FergusonAppear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you'll make it.
Craig FergusonThis is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election - and for American Idol.
Craig Ferguson