Sometimes, in order to follow one's heart, one must do the wrong thing. Now, I'm not absolving anyone of their actions; you have to be responsible for your actions, sick or well, you have to be, you just have to be. All of us are accountable.

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.

I'm hooked on email. That's right, kids, I'm one of you.

I am probably a pseudo-intellectual.

The sexy magazine in Britain in that time was called Club International. Club International: It was about as international as the International House of Pancakes. It should have been called Naked Cockney Girls with Scurvy.

Historically, when Americans don't know what to do next, they go to Paris. Benjamin Franklin is like: 'What am I going to do now? I'll go to Paris!'

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.