A new study says by 2030 household robots will dominate every phase of our lives. The study says the No. 1 field for robot growth is medicine. That makes sense. Robots already perform well in surgery. That is, until there is a power outage. Then it's just a coat rack leaning over you as you bleed to death.

I found the prospect daunting, but somehow comforting, too, because the counselors insisted it could be done, and, after all, many of them were recovering alcoholics themselves.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.

Occasionally, when I lived in London, I would have sex with a girl from an aristocratic family. I always enjoyed doing to them what their ancestors did to my country.

According to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They've been reading my email.

I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing me.

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.