I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.

For a while, some schools across the country were banning spelling bees. For obvious reasons, of course - steroids

If you absolutely believe that what you do is right, you're bullet-proof.

The new Pope, Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, is now Pope Francis the 1st. Francis was not his first choice for a name. But the Vatican wisely talked him out of Pope Boo Boo.

Rush Limbaugh says if the health care bill passes, he will leave the country. The Democrats are upset, because if they knew that, they would have passed the bill years ago.

Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there's no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.

When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.