The world can be such a fright, but it belongs to us tonight.

I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they'd have to really suck.

I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained.

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

You know who sang at Rush Limbaugh's wedding? Elton John! According to Rush, gay people can sing at weddings. Just not their own.