You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.

Personally, I hope he doesn't get out of the campaign. I need Rick Perry. I don't want to spend the next year trying to do jokes about Mitt Romney.

It's tricky turning a book into a movie. Sometimes people love the book so much that no adaptation lives up to what they imagined. You can avoid that disappointment by never, ever reading books.

It's a great day for America, everybody! It's Monday, woo.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.