You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.

Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.

The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money to buy 30 seconds during 'Spongebob Squarepants.'

I'm careful with money.

The 'Star Wars' movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they're not Sony.

A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.