Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.
Fat is where comedy is stored.
Sometimes people think youโre smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.
There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.
114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.
You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.