You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think.

The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'

The world can be such a fright, but it belongs to us tonight.

Dell Computers announced they're releasing a competitor for the iPad. Now it is, in fact, a great alternative for people who already have an iPad, but are fed up with it working all the time.