According to a new study, Hawaii is the happiest place in America to live. And I thought it was just a great place to pretend you were born in.

I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.

It's fantastic that Congress has an increasing number of women. Experts call an increasingly female presence in a previously male space 'the Bruce Jenner effect.'

I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.

I am probably a pseudo-intellectual.

Ocean's 13 is all about cool people having a good time, and who doesn't want to see that? Well you, apparantly, 'cause you're watching me.

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.