According to a new study, Hawaii is the happiest place in America to live. And I thought it was just a great place to pretend you were born in.

The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes.

I think commercialism helps Christmas and I think that the more capitalism we can inject into the Christmas holiday the more spiritual I feel about it

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."

A lot of people in their 30's get nostalgic for their teen years. Then they get jobs in TV, become bitter and jaded and prematurely old. Then they turn their nostalgia into great television.