He was in awe of the thirst that people had for someone to tell them that everything was going to be all right. He marveled at the gullibility and vulnerability of his fellow humans. No wonder the churches called them sheep. They were woolly-headed pack animals being herded around for the benefit of whoever knew how to control the dogs.

I only like sports that Bond villains played.

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

New iPod. It looks like an iPhone but it can't make phone calls. So its really just an iPhone.

I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.

You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.

I used to believe, like many people who come from poor backgrounds, that it gave me an edge, but I think that's just something we have to tell ourselves to get by sometimes. I don't believe that anymore. Children of privilege can be just as talented and clever as anybody else.