I don't drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it's known in Mexico: 'food.'
Craig FergusonPresident Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets. He gave a passionate speech about technology, but he had to stop when the teleprompter broke.
Craig FergusonI didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.
Craig Ferguson