A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe Biden won the race and he hasn't been able to put himself in a position of power and influence.

Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!

I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.

Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.