I don't like the whole blowing the candles out ritual... blowing their germs all over the cake. If I want to catch something on my birthday. I don't want it to be from the cake. If you know what I'm saying.
Craig FergusonI view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction... And the only customer.
Craig FergusonThere's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.
Craig FergusonBush's memoir is 512 pages. To be fair, 200 of those pages are just games and puzzles.
Craig FergusonI used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.
Craig FergusonI think that everything looks a little scarier at night, when the sun goes down. And I know I kind of want a sense of reassurance or a community. Late-night shows is a rare place because that's what we do. Increasingly, I felt like I didn't want to be that guy. I didn't want to do that. It wasn't the only reason that I stopped doing it, but it was a consideration - I didn't know how to process tragedy after tragedy and then ... it just got too much, I think.
Craig Ferguson