I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie.

Bush's memoir is 512 pages. To be fair, 200 of those pages are just games and puzzles.

That's why I believe in a Constitution which separates church from state. I've seen what happens when they get in cahoots.

I don't think of myself of a late-show host any more than I think of myself of a game-show host. I mean, I've done both, I've been an actor. I'm just kind of a carny, that's it.

I think the scores for Olympic gymnastics are affected by what countries the judge and the gymnast are from. That's wrong. That type of political pandering isn't meant for gymnastic Olympic events. It's meant for the Supreme Court.

The first day of spring is known as the vernal equinox. The equinox is special. It only happens twice a year, like a good night in ratings for NBC.

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?