I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony - the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste.

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I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.

For the first time in history, Congress has 100 women in it. Congratulations. Welcome to modern times, America. It's great having 100 women in Congress. Unless you're in line for the congressional bathroom.

I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.