I'm a vulgar lounge entertainer, I don't need to wear a tie.

The Bible has been through at least half a dozen translations by the time you read it. Plus, when the word of God is infected by the hand of man, that is, written down, it is tainted.

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.

I come from a very critical culture. You know the Scots. They're always saying: 'Oh, no. It will never work. You'll never amount to anything. You've got to know your place in the world.

Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you'll make it.

Valentine's Day is celebrated a little differently here in L.A. Nobody eats chocolate because of the calories, so people give each other tofu-shaped boxes filled with bean curd. Then they fantasize about what their Pilates instructor would be like if he was straight.

Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.