On Sunday, the president flies to the Azores islands to attend a summit with British Prime Minister Tony Blair and Spanish Prime Minister Jose Aznar, and here's my prediction: Bush gets voted off.

President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth to that.'

Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress.

I pride myself on being down-to-earth. I’m from the Midwest. People who go into show business are screwed up. I romanticized about having a serene life.

Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network.

Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.

Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.