I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Howard Dean is loose and may be armed with a microphone.

While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.

Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart's lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news for Martha - stripes are back in this year.

It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem with it, just give it a light tap on the side.' Then they hand me a urine sample, and I put it up to the light and say 'Hmm, looks pretty healthy, but I'll check.'

Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.

Tom Ridge now says we don't have to run out and put plastic sheets all over the house. Great, tell that to my dead parakeet.

Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.