I pride myself on being down-to-earth. I’m from the Midwest. People who go into show business are screwed up. I romanticized about having a serene life.

I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.

The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News.

Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.

President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one.

John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.