Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.

My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'

In Louisiana, President Bush met with over 15,000 National Guard troops. Here's the weird part, nobody remembers seeing him there.

John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq.

You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?'

I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.