The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart's lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news for Martha - stripes are back in this year.

Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.

Our top story, in 'Threat Matrix Reloaded' news ... Attorney General John Ashcroft and FBI Director Robert Muller held a press conference today to announce that Al Qaeda is planning attacks somewhere inside the United States at sometime in the future. So go about your normal lives, but with a vague sense of foreboding.

The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News.

There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'