The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News.

Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold's movies.

California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'

I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one.

Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race.

This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'