The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News.

The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.

There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.

I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.

Declassified papers report that John Kennedy was taking eight different medications a day. He was so wasted, his Secret Service code name was Ted Kennedy.