Maria Shriver is credited with helping Arnold win by standing by him despite allegations of groping. She had to stand by him cause Arnold had a vice grip on her left ass cheek.

The prison scandal is really hurting President Bush's poll numbers. In fact, I hear he's already working on his concession smirk.

In a new poll 54 percent believed President Bush exaggerated the size of Iraq's missile threat. Hey, he's a guy.

Maria Shriver is credited with helping Arnold win by standing by him despite allegations of groping. She had to stand by him cause Arnold had a vice grip on her left ass cheek.

I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'

California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'